Quirky Quotes and Other Oddities At Our House

Ali:  Mom do you know where....(long pause) 
Me:  Where???
Ali:  Oh, I became unfocused for a minute.


Me:  Whose watch is on top of the fridge?
Josiah:  It's mine.
Me:  Um, why is it on top of the fridge?
Josiah:  Because I was going to take it to church with me, but then I forgot.
Me:  ???

(Kate getting on her bike to go to a friends house)
Me:  Don't go to anyones house that I don't know.
Kate:  Yeh, yeh.  Don't get hit by a car, don't talk to strangers, don't get bit by a black widow...I could go on and on and on.

Joke:
Josiah:  Knock-Knock.
Me:  Whose there?
Josiah:  Interrupting cow.
Me:  Interrupting cow wh-
Josiah:  MOO!!!
Me:  Haha, that's really funn-
Josiah:  MOO!!!
Me:  That's a great jok-
Josiah:  MOO!!!
Me:  Go to- (I was going to say bed).
Josiah:  MOO!!!
Me:  Now!
Josiah:  MOO!!!